“Then why are you here?”
To do nothing less then irritate the Frost Giant, of course.
“I fear that you have not succeeded, then. I am merely ignoring you.”
(Source: theunquotables, via stereobone)
(Source: becausehiddles)
I hate everything.
Oh dear. Be careful, darling, you know how badly hiccups and magic go together.
I think I turned out sofa into a steer.
“Lady Sif, unpleasant to see you, as always.”
“It is not much of a pleasure walking into you either.”
“Then why are you here?”
“You know, I don’t usually answer my phone when I’m on vacation unless it’s from the shop. What do you want, Banner?”
He swallowed hard. He’d practiced at least the first part to himself in the mirror. He’d decided the best thing was just to be straight about it.
“I had another incident. Sigyn was there.”
“Wickedness, go inside and see what the twins are doing!”
Loki puts his book down and his grip tightened on the phone.
“Talk quickly, I no longer have the patience for pleasantries.”
“You know, I don’t usually answer my phone when I’m on vacation unless it’s from the shop. What do you want, Banner?”
Txt to Bruce: Alright. How long will it take you to get to Siberia!
TXT to Banner: Yes, I am available. What do you want?